Taquet Film -- The Animated Series
Currently, no one is at the front desk of "Taquet Film: The Animated Series." Please feel free to stroll through, keeping in mind that many of the pictures double as film tickets. Also, the button for "The Christmas Orb" may look nice, but the video will make you lose hope. And seriously, you know what? The "Series Holiday Intro" can be pretty charming.
CONVINCINGLY STUPID.
SERIES HOLIDAY INTRO
 12/15/04-- Well then. You may be asking, what is so special about this new clip? The answer is simple. It's like my dear grandmother used to say, "Close your eyes and what do you see?" The "Discovery" sign was placed in front of the normal "Taquet Film" sign for the sake of this particular project. Rest assured, this nasty old sign will be torn down as soon as the good general gets back from his duck hunt this morning. This being said, crank your speakers because the audio on this puppy is a mere whimper. (6.9mB)
NEW WINTER MESSAGE
 12/13/04-- Taquet Film's newest promo for its newest holiday special. Click below for cheer: (8mB)
MESSAGE FROM GENERAL WESTERLY!
 11/22/04--Fans are furious over the possibility of there being no new "Taquet Film - The Animated Series" clip this sunny Monday morning. Fortunately, the good general that does nearly everything else around the studio grounds at Taquet, General Westerly, issued a message to the public.
CLICK HERE FOR MESSAGE

PADUKES.COM RELEASED
TO MIXED CROWD
11/18/04-- Padukes.com is known around the studio as a man of extraodinary culinary digression. He will be running the famous "La Paz" restaurant, a favorite of the Taquet execs.
BUSY WEEKEND FOR ANIMATION DEPARTMENT
11/15/04-- I'll explain, just give me a darn chance that's all.


NEW FILM PROJECTOR RELEASED 11/12/04 Though many may be asking. "Hey, wasn't this made on Sunday?" The answer, my dear sheltered and naive young child is....no. Well, yes, but sometimes if lying makes things easier then it's better to do that. That's my advice for you son. So to answer your question you little whippersnapper, this "film" "projector" "was" "made" "yesterday."
"FIRESIDE CHATS" FIRST
NEED A FIREPLACE
11/11/04--Or do they? The answer is, "Yes. They do."

For a more managemamiability version click here.

CONSTRUCTION OF FIRST
TAQUET SET BEGINS
11/10/04-- The Taquet Film studio rooftop. Most likely the exact place of future secret meetings and soul searching.

We're thinking about keeping one of the two "Taquet Film" plaques. Also, more will be added. Perhaps a fountain? Bushes? Flowers? Birdbaths? Statue? Pigeon barn?

Click here for a smaller, more manageable image of the Taquet rooftop.

BROCKTOON SUIT REVEALED
11/10/04-- Brocktoon will now be able to move his arms and shoulders thanks to a snazzy new suit, which looks curiously like the old one, but is moveable.
NEW CHARACTERS GET
LUKEWARM REVIEW
11/9/04--Two new characters from the Taquet Studios:

Booty Thunder came out last week, and fans weren't all together pleased. So Taquet Film vowed that Booty Thunder would come out again and again until the fans were happy with his coming out. So here's the second rendering of Booty. His face still looks a little young though. Is this Booty really cool enough? Maybe he just needs some minor details added.

What can be said about General Westerly that hasn't already been said? Good luck. The good General, who is responsible for nearly everything on the studio grounds, is a grumpy old cheerful man.

TAQUET FILM ANIMATED SERIES PREMIERE GETTING CLOSER
Promo follows article. The highly anticipated "animated series" from Taquet Film is approaching and fans are turning into savages. The most recent unveiling of the Booty Thunder toon caused heavy protesting within the Taquet fan base. Taquet released a message last week indicating that the only reason Booty is wearing a Viking’s outfit is because that's what he arrived to the Taquet "sketching session" wearing. According to Booty, he was told to arrive "casually dressed." Booty will be back in the "sketching studio" within the week. Work on the other execs will continue this week as well.

For the latest PROMO:

A MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR
Arthur Canterbury, head of the prestigious and highly profitable film company, Taquet Film, delivered an encoded message to Update yesterday using a fleet of disciplined bald eagles. The formation went as follows: One in front, four behind that one, four babies behind those four, two in the rear (fully grown, one as lookout). The ten formally endangered, but now tame beasts took turns carrying the important cargo until they finally arrived safely on the front doorsteps of Update. Click below and be as patient as a dove.

9MB....on the larger side. But you can do it! It's the way Arthur would have wanted it.
"TAQUET FILM...THE ANIMATED SERIES"
 Taquet Film News Update was granted a special preview of the new animated Taquet Film series. Pictured here are two well-known executives from Taquet Film, Brocktoon and Arthur Canterbury (bottom of the page). More executive, secretary and intern cartoons, studios sets, and even preview renderings are promised in throughout the next couple weeks. According to the Taquet Marketing and Distribution, the first episode is scheduled to air in late November, quickly followed by a Christmas special EXTRAVAGANZA!