Taquet Film News 2006 ****


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***UPDATE*** 3/09/06......BREAKING NEWS: TAQUET TO LAUNCH INTO BUSINESS ON THEIR OWN......SEVERAL SOLO FREELANCE JOBS LINED UP, MORE CLIENTS DESPERATELY RACING TO GET ON TAQUET LIST.......MAN JUST RETURNS FROM GYM, MUST TAKE SHOWER, GO TO WORK.......DETAILS AMORE TO COMETH...... 3/8/06......WOW WOW WOW......VITO EL HELPS TAQUET WITH BREAKTHROUGH WEBSITE TECHNOLOGY OF THE CENTURY.....TAQUET AND SPRINGER MEDIA REVAMP MARKETING OF "HOW TO SCORE US" AND PREPARE TO SELL OUT STOCK........TAQUET FISH DIE.....JOKING......MALFUNCTIONING TAQUET ROBOTS DESTORY ENTIRE CITY BY ACCIDENT.....ENTIRE UNDERGROUND CITY OF WARTHOGS THAT IS......MAN EATS CHIPOTLE TACOS FOR LUNCH, MAKES BURRITO JEALOUS....TAQUET MUST PREPARE FOR LIFE OF FREELANCE....FIRST THING: FIGURE OUT UPCOMING TAXES......ASTRONAUT BRUSHES HER TEETH WITH SPACE LIMESTONE.......VEGAN CANNIBAL DISCRIMINATED AGAINST.....POLL: "TAQUET FILM PRODUCES MORE CRAP THAN ANYONE. EVER. AND I'M TALKING ABOUT CRAP.".......NYC TRIP DETAILS STILL NOT FINAL......MAN GETS TO BOTTOM OF PIT BY FALLING......MAN CONSIDERS POSSIBILITY OF A LARGE PORTION OF HIS DAY BEING SPENT ON TOILET.....FELLA RECEIVES "SNEAKERS" DVD FROM HIS BROTHER......MOUSE STEPS ON ELEPHANT........MAGICIAN EATS MUD FOR BREAKFAST.......PANEL: "DOES TAQUET KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING?"....TAQUET: "YES. OF COURSE, YES. YES."..........GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! LET'S LAUNCH......TAX CHORE TO COME...... 3/7/06.....GOOD MORNING FROM A SATELLITE STUDIO....SOON TAQUET WILL BE BROADCASTING FROM HOME BASE......MAN EATS HIS WEIGHT IN ROAST BEEF.......PASTRYMINT FILMS: "TAQUET EXECS SLEEP IN BEDS MADE OF WHALE BLUBBER"......NOISY ROBOT LEFT OUT OF THE CIRCUIT......NO RESPONSE FROM TAQUET AFTER PASTRYMINT FILMS' SLANDERING "DEATH IN THE STUDIOS".......MAN PLAYS VIOLIN ON THE MOON.......DUCK FAMILY IS UNABLE TO JUMP OVER ROADSIDE FENCE......TAQUET STUDIOS VISIBLE FROM SPACE? ANSWER IS "YES".......I WOULD LIKE SOME GAZPACHO RIGHT NOW I LOVE THAT STUFF......MAN LIKES BEANS MORE THAN BEANS LIKE HIM.......RABBIT THINKS HE'S CLEVER......MAGICIAN EATS A HEART-SHAPED APPLE......SUNSHINE BREAKS CLOUD COVER, GIVES WAY TO BRIGHT PIES OR SKIES......ROBOTIC LION NAMED KING OF ROBOTIC JUNGLE......QUARREL TO COME..... 3/6/06......THE ACADEMY: "TAQUET FILM SECRETLY WON EVERY QSCAR"......PIRATE SLAPS MONKEY IN THE FACE......CRAZY CLOWN GETS JOB AT BANK......NEW, HALF-FINISHED TAQUET WEBSITE MIGHT HAVE TO DO FOR NOW......TAX COLLECTOR EATS A BIRTHDAY CAKE FROM A PIRATE......ROBOT BORED BY THE TEDIUM OF HIS JOB......BIRD JUMPS OFF A BRIDGE, LIVES TO TELL......CRACKLING FIRE TELLS TALE OF HEAT......TAQUET PREPARES FOR THE BEST WEEK IN FILM COMPANY HISTORY.....GIANT EATS BOWL OF RUBBERBANDS FOR BREAKFAST......NEW BILLBOARD ON FRONT PAGE OF TAQUET WEBSITE.....GLORIOUS AND WONDERFUL ROAST BEEF DINNER SATIFIES POOR SNOTTY BOY TO THE BRITCHES......TAQUET HUMBLED, BUT NOT SURPRISED ABOUT "SECRETLY WINNING EVERY OSCAR"......EMPLOYEE DRINKS ENOUGH WATER TO JUSTIFY RESTROOM BREAK.......TAQUET EXPECTS COMPLETE EXCELLENCE FROM THE WEEK, NOTHING LESS......OPPOSITE OF POOR TO COME......
NEW WEBSITE: RISE
Really soon. Today. I'm gonna run out and grab a coffee first. I work from home now, it's hilarious.
THIS IS GREAT
This is really great. Update will update in the near future.
ICED!
Iced from what you say? Furthermore, who did the icing? Please, Taquet enthusiasts, have no worry. The top Taquet executive has just made the enormous decision to work FULL TIME on freelance and personal company business. No, folks, no icing here...at least not in the traditional sense. This could more accurately be described as: icing on the cake. Let's leave it at that for now.

a DEMO (click here for the ultimate demo experience)
THE NEW FLASH ORDER

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You will need FlashPlayer 8 to view these. I think. The truth is, no one knows. But try it. I haven't yet, BUT I plan to. You bet I will. FlashPlayer 8 is very accessible and everyone will eventually have it. And even if you have this, I'm not sure it will work. As I've mentioned, I haven't tried it myself. But, as I've also mentioned, I will.

TAQUET STILL "BEST IN SHOW"
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NEW TAQUET WEBSITE STALLS!
But still coming soon. As in: any second. Or day.

YOU WANT TO SEE?
Do you want to see new "Basement Reel" compression? I'll show you new "Basement Reel" compression. You'll need Flash 8, but you need that anyway. Check this out: New "Basement Reel" compression

"BEST IN SHOW"
Taquet Film pulled off an unimaginable upset this past weekend at the most extravagant film festival of the ages.
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